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Nut puns in 2024

What did the nut chasing the other nut say?
– Imma cashew

What happens to a nut when it is nervous?
– It cracks.

What was said by the nut to chase the other nut?
– Imma cashew.

Why did the female cashew berate her boyfriend?
– Because when dressing she caught him pecan through the window.

What’s yellow, smells of almonds and swings from cake to cake?
– Tarzipan.

The police are having a hard time interrogating the suspected walnut, because it’s a tough nut to crack.

I must nut eat all the almonds!

What do you call a magician nut?
– An individual who is able to turn into a nut.

Why did the man call the fire department for help?
– Because he was eating nuts and he had an almond-fire.

Which nut is the worst for your diet?
– Answer: Donuts

What happens to a peanut when it goes to space?
– It becomes an astro-nut.

A paralyzed nut is recognized as a busted nut.

Why did the doctor recommend the man with a cold stop eating cashews?
– Because cash-ews make you sneeze.

What is the most popular valentine among nuts?
– The one that says “I’m nuts for you.”

I want to tell you a peanut butter pun but you might spread it around.

Why is good judgment always given by vegetarians?
– Because vegetarians are used to digesting nuts.

Why do pine nuts make you very slow at the bank?
– Because you walk pine-fully slow.

Mr Cashew, Mr Pistachio, what do you think you are?
– Answer: Nuts

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