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Nut puns in 2025

I tried to come up with a squirrel pun but everything I thought of was nuts.

When I understood that I am what I consume, I learned that I was nuts.

Why do motivational speakers hand out walnuts to their clients?
– To ensure they walnut fail.

When the peanut eating diet patient gained weight he went to his doctor to complain. The doctor asked him what he had been eating. The patient said he was eating what his doctor recommended, a nut-rious diet.

The local Ice Cream man was found dead on the floor of his van, covered in nuts, sprinkles and sauce.
– The police think he topped himself.

I will nut tella anyone about our secret stash of nuts.

What was said by the wind to the palm tree?
– HOLD ONTO YOUR NUTS ITS GOING TO BE ONE HELL OF A BLOW!

Why did the squirrel tell his friends he thought he was nuts?
– Because he was told you are what you eat and he pretty much lived on nuts.

I would tell you a joke about peanut butter but you might spread it.

You walnut regret snacking on peanuts. They’re good for you!

This is nut so solid. It’s peanut brittle.

What sound is made by a nut when it comes active ?
– Christmas.

What do you call nuts on top of ice cream?
– Ala-mond.

Where can you learn about pecans?
– Answer: The internut

What do you call a nut that likes chess?
– A chess-nut.

If someone knows what is eaten by squirrels , he will go nuts.

What do you call mixed nuts?
– Cashews with obstacles.

Why did the crazy farmer become rich?
– He switched to nuts when told that was the most profitable crop.

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