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Octopus puns in 2025

What do you call a creature with the head of a shark, some claws, the body of a dolphin and the tentacles of an octopus?
– A crab-omination!

A chap goes to the cinema and is surprised to see an octopus sitting on the seat beside him.
“How come you are here?” he asks.
The octopus says “I enjoyed the book”.

Octo-puses– Eight kitty cats.

Octometrist – Octopus eye doctor.

What’s a baby octopus’s favourite story?
– Octo-puss in boots!

Where does the octopus go to get an operation done?
– To the sturgeon!

Lock-topus – Secure octopus.

Octopus like to wake up at the kraken of dawn.

How do you know the bathroom is in use when your are at an octopus party?
– The sign on the door says “Octopied.”

What do you call a relaxed octopus?
– A calm-ari!

There’s no way you won’t love these squid puns; they are just ink-redible!

Poke-topus – Octopus who likes to poke.

Inkredible (Incredible)

What is a play on words among sea creatures?
– Octopuns.

How many tentacles does an octopus have?
– Ten! (In reality, it’s eight, but the joke is that they have ten-tacles)

People sometimes confuse the plural of octopus, it’s one octopus, two octopuses, 3.14 octopi.

Octo-pi – 3.14159 octopuses.

Octoposse – A group of octopus riding horses in the wild west.

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