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Octopus puns in 2025

What is the biggest danger for a baby octopus?
– Squid-nappers!

Why is the octopus the most popular animal?
– Because it’s tenta-cool!

Tick-tock-topus – Octopus who swallowed a clock.

You’re such a kraken-pot

How do we know that octopuses can’t commit crimes?
– They don’t have a bad bone in their bodies. (octopus have no bones)

What does the octopus have on its toast?
– Ocean current jam!

I can never tell these twin octopuses apart, they’re i-tenticle!

Smoke-topus – Octopus who smokes.

Inkubate (Incubate)

What looks like half an octopus?
– The other half?

Why did the octopus have to leave the party?
– It pulled a mussel dancing!

Saw an octopus dancing at the marine disco. It pulled a mussel.

Octopi – Eight letter of the Greek Octopus alphabet.

What sea creatures say hello sixteen times?
– Two octopuses shaking hands!

Why did the octopus blush?
– Because he saw the bottom of the ocean!

How do you know if a squid has swallowed a clock?
– You hear a tick tock-topus sound!

Jock-topus – Octopus that’s into sports.

Octopus like cereal because they Snap, Kraken and Pop!!

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