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Octopus puns in 2025

How does a squid propose to its sweetheart?
– “Will you cala-marry me?”

I asked how much the creature that looked like an ill octopus cost and what it was. The chap said “Sick squid”.

Octo-pulse – What doctors listen to when their octopus patients visit them.

“I ink I love you”, said the boy octopus to the girl octopus.

Where does an octopus go to sing?
– The choral reef!

Shock-topus – Electrocuted octopus.

Octo-purse – What lady octopuses use to carry their stuff.

What has eight legs and turns into a truck?
– Octopus Prime.

How do little fish get to school?
– They take the octo-bus!

What do you call a group of squid?
– A squad!

Oak-topus – Tall octopus with branches and leaves.

Inkorrect (Incorrect)

What did the doctor check on his octopus patient?
– His octopulse.

What type of keyboard does an octopus prefer to use?
– Sqwerty!

What do you call two octopuses that look the same?
– Itenticle.

Octo-puns – Eight octopuses making clever play on words.

You have to ink positive!

Why did the octopus cross the reef?
– To get to the other tide!

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