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Octopus puns in 2024

What looks like half an octopus?
– The other half?

Why did the octopus have to leave the party?
– It pulled a mussel dancing!

Saw an octopus dancing at the marine disco. It pulled a mussel.

Octopi – Eight letter of the Greek Octopus alphabet.

What sea creatures say hello sixteen times?
– Two octopuses shaking hands!

Why did the octopus blush?
– Because he saw the bottom of the ocean!

How do you know if a squid has swallowed a clock?
– You hear a tick tock-topus sound!

Jock-topus – Octopus that’s into sports.

Octopus like cereal because they Snap, Kraken and Pop!!

What would be good about crossing a turkey with an octopus?
– Everyone would get a drumstick on Thanksgiving.

What’s a squid’s favourite pudding?
– Octo-pie!

Octopuses make the best criminals
– because they’re well armed.

Joke-topus – Octopus who tells funny stories.

Inkompetent (Incompetent)

How do young fish get to school?
– By octobus.

What do you call a flying octopus?
– An octocopter!

Where do octopuses sleep?
– On the seabed.

Octopie – When you put octopus in a pie.

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