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Octopus puns in 2024

What do you call good characteristics of an octopus?
– It’s octo-pluses.

What is an octopus’s favourite food?
– Ten-tacos!

An octopus held up the local bank. Apparently he was well armed.

Cowpoke-topus – Octopus in the wild west.

Ten-tickles – How you make an octopus laugh.

What do you call an octopus who thinks the glass if always half full?
– An octomist.

What is an octopus’s favourite band?
– Ink Floyd!

Octopuss – Cross between a kitty and octopus.

You octo be more careful.

What did the squid sheriff put together to find the outlaw cowboy?
– An octoposse.

What does an octopus tell its girlfriend?
– You octopi my heart!

When are all octopus born?
– In Octo-ber!

Crock-topus – Crazy, messed-up octopus.

Inklude (Include)

Who was the most infamous pirate octopus?
– Captain Squid.

How does an octopus propose to its sweetheart?
– “I would like to ask for your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage.”

How much effort does it take to make an octopus laugh?
– Ten tickles.

Octo-plus – When octopus do addition.

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