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Octopus puns in 2025

What was the octopuses favorite cartoon?
– AOctonauts.

What is an octopus’s favourite game?
– Squidditch!

I thought the octopus was being serious until he said “Just squidding!”

Coke-topus – Fizzy octopus.

Ink Floyd – Octopus favorite band.

What do you call a job for an octopus?
– It’s octopation

What do you get if you cross an octopus and an alligator?
– A crock-topus!

You octopi my thoughts! (occupy)

Octoblur – Octopus that needs glasses.

Who held the baby octopus for a ransom?
– Squidnappers.

How do you call an octopus who plays guitar?
– A rock-topus!

Why is an octopus always positive?
– Because it always sees the octo-plus side of things!

Knock-topus – Clumsy octopus.

Olive the Octopus gave birth to two octopi that looked exactly alike – they were i-tentacle.

Where do female sea creatures keep their money?
– In their octopurse.

What does the doctor say to an octopus who needs to lose weight?
– You need to go on a low-crab diet!

I might adopt an octopus, but first I need to ink about it.

Okiedoke-topus – Friendly, agreeable octopus.

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