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Octopus puns in 2024

What did the squid sheriff put together to find the outlaw cowboy?
– An octoposse.

What does an octopus tell its girlfriend?
– You octopi my heart!

When are all octopus born?
– In Octo-ber!

Crock-topus – Crazy, messed-up octopus.

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Who was the most infamous pirate octopus?
– Captain Squid.

How does an octopus propose to its sweetheart?
– “I would like to ask for your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage.”

How much effort does it take to make an octopus laugh?
– Ten tickles.

Octo-plus – When octopus do addition.

Octopus football players like to make slimy ten-tackles.

What sea creatures say hello sixteen times?
– Two octopuses shaking hands!

Rock-topus – Octopus who loves of plays rock music.

Five minutes octo be enough time.

What An octopus baseball team.has 72 arms and catches flies?
– An octopus baseball team.

How do you know if an octopus is alive?
– You check its octo-pulse!

Why is the octopus always on time?
– Because he looks at the clock-topus!

Gridlock-topus – Octopusses with tangled tentacles.

Inkursion (Incursion)

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