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Octopus puns in 2025

There’s no way you won’t love these squid puns; they are just ink-redible!

Poke-topus – Octopus who likes to poke.

Inkredible (Incredible)

What is a play on words among sea creatures?
– Octopuns.

How many tentacles does an octopus have?
– Ten! (In reality, it’s eight, but the joke is that they have ten-tacles)

People sometimes confuse the plural of octopus, it’s one octopus, two octopuses, 3.14 octopi.

Octo-pi – 3.14159 octopuses.

Octoposse – A group of octopus riding horses in the wild west.

What is the biggest danger for a baby octopus?
– Squid-nappers!

Why is the octopus the most popular animal?
– Because it’s tenta-cool!

Tick-tock-topus – Octopus who swallowed a clock.

You’re such a kraken-pot

How do we know that octopuses can’t commit crimes?
– They don’t have a bad bone in their bodies. (octopus have no bones)

What does the octopus have on its toast?
– Ocean current jam!

I can never tell these twin octopuses apart, they’re i-tenticle!

Smoke-topus – Octopus who smokes.

Inkubate (Incubate)

What looks like half an octopus?
– The other half?

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