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Octopus puns in 2024

Buttock-topus – Back end of an octopus.

Octo-bus – How octopus kids go to school.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
– Tentacles.

What is an octopus’s favourite item of clothing?
– The sock-topus!

Croak-topus – Octopus learning to speak frog.

Inkomplete (Incomplete)

What did the octopus use to make jelly?
– From ocean currants.

Why is the octopus such a good cook?
– Because he’s a chef-alopod!

A chap goes to the cinema and is surprised to see an octopus sitting on the seat beside him.
“How come you are here?” he asks.
The octopus says “I enjoyed the book”.

Octo-puses– Eight kitty cats.

Octometrist – Octopus eye doctor.

What do you call a creature with the head of a shark, some claws, the body of a dolphin and the tentacles of an octopus?
– A crab-omination!

Where does the octopus go to get an operation done?
– To the sturgeon!

Lock-topus – Secure octopus.

Octopus like to wake up at the kraken of dawn.

How do you know the bathroom is in use when your are at an octopus party?
– The sign on the door says “Octopied.”

What’s a baby octopus’s favourite story?
– Octo-puss in boots!

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