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Octopus puns in 2025

Tenta-cool – Cool Octopus.

What do you call an octopus with 2 arms?
– A Platypus

Where does an octopus sleep?
– On the seabed!

Go forth and octopi the land!

Octo-plets – Eight octopus babies.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?
– An animal that milks itself.

Where does an octopus keep its money?
– In its octo-purse!

Why is the octopus always bored?
– Because he never finds anything interest-ink!

Schlock-topus – Cheap, inferior octopus.

Inkome (Income)

What do you call good characteristics of an octopus?
– It’s octo-pluses.

What is an octopus’s favourite food?
– Ten-tacos!

An octopus held up the local bank. Apparently he was well armed.

Cowpoke-topus – Octopus in the wild west.

Ten-tickles – How you make an octopus laugh.

What do you call an octopus who thinks the glass if always half full?
– An octomist.

What is an octopus’s favourite band?
– Ink Floyd!

Octopuss – Cross between a kitty and octopus.

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