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Octopus puns in 2025

What’s a squid’s favourite pudding?
– Octo-pie!

Octopuses make the best criminals
– because they’re well armed.

Joke-topus – Octopus who tells funny stories.

Inkompetent (Incompetent)

How do young fish get to school?
– By octobus.

What do you call a flying octopus?
– An octocopter!

Where do octopuses sleep?
– On the seabed.

Octopie – When you put octopus in a pie.

What do octopus knights wear?
– A coat of arms.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
– Ten-tickles!

Why do octopuses love camping?
– They sleep in tent-icles!

Clock-topus – Octopus who’s always on time.

Stop!!! You’re kraken me up! You’re so funny!

What do you call an octopus musician?
– A rocktopus

What do humans and octopus have in common?
– Two sets of forearms (or four arms, in the case of the octopus!)

An octopus went to get a tattoo – he wanted to get inked up!

Broke-topus – Octopus with no money.

Ollie had no ink-ling what happened.

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