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Octopus puns in 2024

When are all octopuses born?
– October!

What do you get if you cross an octopus and a frog?
– A croak-topus!

I saw a singing octopus once, in the choral reef.

October – Octopus’ favorite month.

What story do octopus parents read to their kids?
– Octopuss in boots

Why can’t an octopus commit a crime?
– They don’t have a bad bone in their body! (octopus don’t have bones)

What’s an octopus’s favourite number?
– 3.14, octo-pi!

Sock-topus – Octopus who likes to put woolly things on his tentacles.

You better get kraken!

What was the octopuses favorite cartoon?
– AOctonauts.

What is an octopus’s favourite game?
– Squidditch!

I thought the octopus was being serious until he said “Just squidding!”

Coke-topus – Fizzy octopus.

Ink Floyd – Octopus favorite band.

What do you call a job for an octopus?
– It’s octopation

What do you get if you cross an octopus and an alligator?
– A crock-topus!

You octopi my thoughts! (occupy)

Octoblur – Octopus that needs glasses.

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