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Octopus puns in 2025

How much effort does it take to make an octopus laugh?
– Ten tickles.

Octo-plus – When octopus do addition.

Octopus football players like to make slimy ten-tackles.

What sea creatures say hello sixteen times?
– Two octopuses shaking hands!

Rock-topus – Octopus who loves of plays rock music.

Five minutes octo be enough time.

What An octopus baseball team.has 72 arms and catches flies?
– An octopus baseball team.

How do you know if an octopus is alive?
– You check its octo-pulse!

Why is the octopus always on time?
– Because he looks at the clock-topus!

Gridlock-topus – Octopusses with tangled tentacles.

Inkursion (Incursion)

What did the octopus say to it’s sweetheart?
– You octopi my heart.

How does a squid propose to its sweetheart?
– “Will you cala-marry me?”

I asked how much the creature that looked like an ill octopus cost and what it was. The chap said “Sick squid”.

Octo-pulse – What doctors listen to when their octopus patients visit them.

“I ink I love you”, said the boy octopus to the girl octopus.

Where does an octopus go to sing?
– The choral reef!

Shock-topus – Electrocuted octopus.

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