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Octopus puns in 2025

Who held the baby octopus for a ransom?
– Squidnappers.

How do you call an octopus who plays guitar?
– A rock-topus!

Why is an octopus always positive?
– Because it always sees the octo-plus side of things!

Knock-topus – Clumsy octopus.

Olive the Octopus gave birth to two octopi that looked exactly alike – they were i-tentacle.

Where do female sea creatures keep their money?
– In their octopurse.

What does the doctor say to an octopus who needs to lose weight?
– You need to go on a low-crab diet!

I might adopt an octopus, but first I need to ink about it.

Okiedoke-topus – Friendly, agreeable octopus.

Tenta-cool – Cool Octopus.

What do you call an octopus with 2 arms?
– A Platypus

Where does an octopus sleep?
– On the seabed!

Go forth and octopi the land!

Octo-plets – Eight octopus babies.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?
– An animal that milks itself.

Where does an octopus keep its money?
– In its octo-purse!

Why is the octopus always bored?
– Because he never finds anything interest-ink!

Schlock-topus – Cheap, inferior octopus.

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