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Otter puns in 2024

My otterney advised me to plead guilty.

I got invited to a wedding at the zoo but I didn’t take a plus one as I don’t have a significant otter.

What do you say when you see a famous otter?“Please can I have your ottergraph?!”

Ten minutes otter be enough time.

Why did the seal cross the road to the zoo? To get to the otter slide.

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?A little otter.

What do you call a maternal Turkish robot water weasel? An Ottoman otter-mom automaton.

I really like my new otter furniture set.

Why did walrus marry the whale? Because she wasn’t like all the otters.

Why did walrus marry the whale?Because she wasn’t like all the otters.

I hope one day we can explore otter space.

I get seals and other aquatic mammals mixed up. I really otter know better.

Two otters are in a car. Who’s driving?Animal control.

Spraint is the dung of an otter.

Where do otters like to relax? In the otter tub.

Did you hear that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo?It was
otter chaos!

Does Mr. Otterton listen to Gazelle? Yes he’s a rabid fan.

Scientology is odd, but not much otter than most other religions.

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