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Otter puns in 2025

What did the weasel say to the badger? We should always be kind to otters.

What do you call it when aquatic mammals steal cars?Grand theft otter.

This is boring, I’m otter here. And

Where do otters keep their money? In a riverbank.

What did the grape say when the otter stood on it?
Nothing; it just let out a little wine.

But sea otter guy punched first!

What type of roads do German otters drive on? Otter-bahns.

What do you call an otter that just got glasses?A see otter.

That’s otter nonsense!

I absolutely otter you, my dear.

What do you drive in a river?An otter-mobile.

Otternal life may be possible at some point in the future.

What type of cars do otters drive? Otter-mobiles

What is an otter’s favorite Adele song?
“Hello (from the Otter Slide).”

We ottermaticaly became friends.

What did the otter say when he was fed up with moving house? I’m otterly bored with all this logging around.

What does a shaved otter look like?Odder.

How does an otter get into an honest business? Usually through the skylight.

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