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Otter puns in 2024

Where do otters keep their money?In a riverbank.

We need to leave now, otterwise we’ll be late!

Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the otter side.

 What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?“I think we should sea otter people.”

Religion isn’t otteractive to the younger generations.

What do you call an otter who has new glasses? A see otter!

What’s the difference between an otter and a navy aircrewman? At least the otter knows he’s not a seal.

The otterpsy suggests it was a tumor.

What did Noah say when he realised some animals were missing from the arch? We need to wait for the otters.

What do you call a sea otter that can pick up an elephant?Sir.

There’s some otterworldly feeling about this place.

It says on the news that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo the other day; it’s still otter chaos!

What type of otter says “moo”?One that is learning a new language.

Climate change has been conclusively otteributed to human actions.

What do you call a sea otter with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want, she can’t hear you.

How do you save a drowning otter? Take your foot of its head

We’re living in an ottercracy. These damn otters!

What type of animals are best at flying planes? Otter pilots

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