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Owl puns in 2025

Fly-By Hooting is the most common form of Owl on Owl attack

Owls never sleep at night because they have to think about work owl night long.

Why do owl babies take after their dad?
-Like feather, like son.

I’m talon you, it wasn’t me!

What do you call an owl that can travel through time?
-Doctor Hoo.

Hoostonis the owls favorite city

What’s an owl’s favorite frozen treat?
-Mice cream.

Which owl was once president of the United States?
– Herbert HOOver.

I hired a wise owl to watch my kids while I was away
-Turns out they had a bit of a hootinanny.

Owl jump on the barn-wagon

A bunch of rough-and-tumble owls met at the local dive bar.
-Before you knew it, the whole thing turned into a free-for-owl.

Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
-Their love nest.

Look hoo’s talking!

Don’t bother telling me your knock-knock joke.
-Owl just let you in.

someone here is possessed by a owl

When an owl has a deep voice, what is it called?
-A growl.

There was an owl in the 1930s who became an infamous crime boss. His name?
-Owl Capone.

Pet rabbit missing. Last seen carried away by owl
-Fowl play suspected.

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