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Owl puns in 2025

Believe it or not, I heard about an owl that’s one heck of a boxer!
– They call him Muhammad Owl-ee!

In the rough section of Owlville, owls are frequently victims of drive-by hootings.

Imagine how happy Barn Owls were…When people finally started making barns

Out of all the birds that exist, owls are the most beautiful.

Why don’t owls fly in a V formation?
-Because if they did they’d be vowels.

Just thought of an Owl joke.
-It’s an absolute hoot.

 This spell check is rubbish! I thought a TV programme featured a superb owl, turned out it was an American Football game.

What do you call an owl that’s all mixed up?
– Low.

Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?
-It was a free for owl.

There was a famous owl that was known for being a huge Whitney Houston fan. Its favorite song?
-Owl Always Love You

What do you call an owl that has been caught in the act?
-A “spotted” owl.

The difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl is thatOne can shoot but can’t hit

Who’s the most famous owl magician in the world?
-Hoooo-dini, of course!

If a male owl’s siblings adopts a baboon, the owl be a monkeys uncle

Why did they arrest the owl?
-He’s from the hoot

What is a medieval owl called?
-A knight owl.

What happens when you turn an owl into a small piece of wood?
-It becomes a dowl.

What is an owl’s dream occupation?
-Flight attendant.

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