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Owl puns in 2025

What did the owl say to the judge?
-I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.

Have you heard about the owl party?
-It was a real hoot.

What did the owl say when he was on Wheel of Fortune?
-I’d like to buy a vowl.

A group of owls decided to form a rock band…
-They’re called The Whoo

There was an 80s song that became famous in the owl community.
– It was called “Hoo Can It Be Now?”

When does an owl go “Woof”?
-When it’s learning a new language!

Why don’t owls breed in the rain?
-Because it’s too wet to woo.

He does a lot of things, he’s a jack of owl trades.

What does a highly educated owl say?
-“Whom”.

What happened when the owl took a laxative?
-He had an owl movement.

What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
-Hoodini.

Why does the owl turn off it’s phone at night?
-So it doesn’t get any hooty calls.

What do you get when you mix owls and oysters together?
– Pearls of wisdom.

Who let the owls out?
-WHO! WHO! WHO! WHO!

What, you say we ran out of owl puns?
-Owl see what I can do about that!

How did the owl win “American Idol”?
-The judges saw how talon-ted he was.

Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
-They prefer to wing it.

The shop was mobbed, it was a real free-for-owl.

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