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Owl puns in 2024

Why don’t owls breed in the rain?
-Because it’s too wet to woo.

He does a lot of things, he’s a jack of owl trades.

What does a highly educated owl say?
-“Whom”.

What happened when the owl took a laxative?
-He had an owl movement.

What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
-Hoodini.

Why does the owl turn off it’s phone at night?
-So it doesn’t get any hooty calls.

What do you get when you mix owls and oysters together?
– Pearls of wisdom.

Who let the owls out?
-WHO! WHO! WHO! WHO!

What, you say we ran out of owl puns?
-Owl see what I can do about that!

How did the owl win “American Idol”?
-The judges saw how talon-ted he was.

Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
-They prefer to wing it.

The shop was mobbed, it was a real free-for-owl.

What happens when an owl doesn’t take a bath?
-It begins to smell fowl.

What’s an owl’s favorite rock band?
-The Hoo.

The rapper Mike Jones and a owl walk into a bar.
-Who?

Two owls sat on a perch.
-One said to the other, “does this smell fishy to you?”.

Why do owls love playing Call of Duty?
-Because it’s a sHOOTing game.

I hired an owl to watch my kids.
-She’s a real hootin’ Nanny

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