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Owl puns in 2025

What is an owl’s dream occupation?
-Flight attendant.

What happens when owls get married?
-They walk down the owl.

What’s an owl’s favorite Lionel Richie song? “
-Owl Night Long

I’ve got a friend who is an owl, and the other day he told me he’s getting married….

You’re a bit of a know-it-owl.

What do you call an owl that wears armor?
– A knight owl.

Which owl is always making parody versions of famous songs?
– Weird Owl Yankovich.

What did the owl say to the judge?
-I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.

Have you heard about the owl party?
-It was a real hoot.

What did the owl say when he was on Wheel of Fortune?
-I’d like to buy a vowl.

A group of owls decided to form a rock band…
-They’re called The Whoo

There was an 80s song that became famous in the owl community.
– It was called “Hoo Can It Be Now?”

When does an owl go “Woof”?
-When it’s learning a new language!

Why don’t owls breed in the rain?
-Because it’s too wet to woo.

He does a lot of things, he’s a jack of owl trades.

What does a highly educated owl say?
-“Whom”.

What happened when the owl took a laxative?
-He had an owl movement.

What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
-Hoodini.

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