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Oyster puns in 2025

After years of training as a chef, the only job I got was preparing oysters at a small restaurant.
– I have to say it really shucks.

Ah-oyst there me hearty!

Snail puns are absolutely shell-arious.

Why shouldn’t you eat oysters with Method Man?
– Because Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothing to shuck with

He was one tough shucker.

I’m prone to sea-zures.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster
– A noisy noise annoys an oyster

Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
– Because they’re shellfish

It all starts with s-hello.

The world is my oyster
– And I have a shellfish allergy

H-oyst (hoist) the sails.

Sand you my love.

What would happen if an oyster witnessed a mafia killing?
– He would clam up.

That really shucks.

The police sea-zed the party.

Can you believe people actually eat mountain oysters?
– Isn’t that nuts?

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
– Because they’re shellfish.

Shell yeah, bro!

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