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Oyster puns in 2025

Sometimes I fantasize about quitting my job and going to work in an oyster bar….
…but I heard the work kinda shucks.

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You’re my pearl-fect fit.

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why don’t oysters give to charity?
– because they’re shellfish

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Why don’t oysters give to charity?
– Because they are shellfish!

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That was a really shell-fless act.

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What is an oyster’s favorite band?
– Pearl Jam

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B-oys will be b-oys.

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Are you shore about this?

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What does an oyster wear into battle?
– Clamouflage

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I think you’re su-pearl cool.

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Why did the oyster’s girlfriend dump him?
He was shellfish in the seabed

No, my 4 year old son didn’t write this. I did.

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The world is your oyster.

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Don’t be so shell-fish.

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An oyster says to her boyfriend ” I feel like I can really open up to you.”
– “Awww shucks”

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Don’t b-oyst (boast) about your achievements.

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Can you keep a sea-cret.

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Eating dinner with a group of friends this weekend and the oyster appetizer was at the other end of the table. ‘Can you get me an oyster?’
“Sorry, they’re all gone.”
“Aww shucks!”

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You need a pearl-mit to do business.

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