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Oyster puns in 2024

Ooh! Take a shell-fie!

My friend plays classical music to his pet oysters, which he places stones within the soft tissue of their bivalves…
– He makes cultured pearls.

Ploy-ster – A scheming shellfish.

He was the sea-nior.

A baby eel is called and elver. A baby oyster is called a spat.
Tell your friends. It’ll be the weirdest thing you elver did spat.

I love to collect bum-pearl (bumper) stickers

What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster schucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
– The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits…

I’ve got oyster matters to attend to.

You’re my spe-shell one.

Mussels, scallops and oysters never share
– They’re shellfish.

Ahoy-ster – An oyster that sails the seven seas in search of buried treasure.

I’m feeling fan-sea.

What did the oyster text to the Lobster?
– A Shellfie

What do you call a Scots child who monopolizes the oyster counter at a seafood restaurant?
– A raw bar bairn.

My kid was a little hy-pearl after eating too much sugar.

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
– Because they are shellfish

I got my oys on you.

Shell-ebrate good times!

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