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Oyster puns in 2024

An oyster says to her boyfriend ” I feel like I can really open up to you.”
– “Awww shucks”

Don’t b-oyst (boast) about your achievements.

Can you keep a sea-cret.

Eating dinner with a group of friends this weekend and the oyster appetizer was at the other end of the table. ‘Can you get me an oyster?’
“Sorry, they’re all gone.”
“Aww shucks!”

You need a pearl-mit to do business.

Why wouldn’t the oyster give up her pearl?
– She was shellfish.

Oy, hello there!

Seek and you shell find.

Did you hear about the oyster that over did it on the dance floor?
– He pulled a mussel.

B-oyster – A male oyster, duh.

Hide and sea-k.

You may as well call me an oyster
– Because im shellfish…

As pearl (per) the captain’s orders.

Son: You’re taking all the oysters!
Dad: Sorry, im being shellfish.

I’ll see you on the oyster side.

Ooh! Take a shell-fie!

My friend plays classical music to his pet oysters, which he places stones within the soft tissue of their bivalves…
– He makes cultured pearls.

Ploy-ster – A scheming shellfish.

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