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Oyster puns in 2025

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
– Because they’re shellfish.

Shell yeah, bro!

What do you call male oysters?
Boysters. What do you call bodybuilding oysters?

Hoisters. What do you call oyster pirates?

Ahoysters. What do you call oyster nuns?

Cloisters. What do you call oysters that live under water?

Moisters. What do you call shy oysters?

Coysters. What do you call working class oysters?

Employsters. What do you call oysters with an evil plan?

Ploysters. What do you call singing oysters?

Voiceters.

I should stop before this gets worseter.

The party’s h-oyst (host) was really friendly.

Beach yourself.

What did the the grain of sand say after it made it’s way out of the oyster?
Whew! I’m nacred…

Shucks to be you.

Why are oysters the best at crowd control?
– ’cause they always be screamin’ : “ALLRIGHT EVERYBODY CLAM DOWN !!!”

Why don’t oysters give to charity?
– They’re shellfish

We have shell-ected the best snail jokes.

If you really want to have the world as your oyster…
Don’t you think that’s a little shellfish?

I don’t like goodb-oys.

To beach or not to beach.

Sometimes I fantasize about quitting my job and going to work in an oyster bar….
…but I heard the work kinda shucks.

You’re my pearl-fect fit.

why don’t oysters give to charity?
– because they’re shellfish

Why don’t oysters give to charity?
– Because they are shellfish!

That was a really shell-fless act.

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