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Oyster puns in 2025

Why did the Oyster visit the Physio?
– He pulled a Mussel

Why don’t oysters give to charity?
– Because they’re shellfish

Its time to say bye-valve.

Why do crabs dislike oysters?
– Because they are shellfish.

The shellfish was pretty m-oyst.

Shellfish are pretty shell-ow when it comes to choosing friends.

I just got hired by a high end restaurant, but the only thing I do is prepare oysters.
My job really shucks.

Aww, shucks…

My sea-gnificant other.

What did the oyster cleaner say when his colleagues threw him a party?
– Aw shucks

Why wouldn’t the oyster give up her pearl?
– She was shellfish.

My parents went to the mall-usk. (mollusk)

After years of training as a chef, the only job I got was preparing oysters at a small restaurant.
– I have to say it really shucks.

Ah-oyst there me hearty!

Snail puns are absolutely shell-arious.

Why shouldn’t you eat oysters with Method Man?
– Because Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothing to shuck with

He was one tough shucker.

I’m prone to sea-zures.

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