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Funny puns in 2025

Unicorns are so unique, they should actually be called unique-corns.

Aloe you vera much.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Don’t confuse KY, with Gorilla Glue.

The name’s Bond. Ionic Bond.
-Taken, not shared.

Gingeronimo!

“Taking shots of tequila is just another way of saying, ‘I like where I wake up to always be a surprise.’”

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

“Meow and forever.”

A cowboy costume
Is the best ranch dressing

If a kid won’t take a nap, is that “resisting a rest”?

When panda bears rob banks, they always wear a pandana!

What’s a dinner roll’s favorite dance?
– ABUNdance!

My favorite colors are red, green, and blue.
They are the only colors I see.

These funny jokes about particles will have you splitting your sides, never mind the atom.

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Photons are lucky.
-They never get baggage charges at airports because they’re always travelling light.

Don’t yolk with me.

What anime do you get when you mix a melon and a collie?
– ‘The Melon-collie of Haruhi Suzumiya.’

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