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Funny puns in 2025

I juana grow old with you.

Why do eagles spend most of their time on their knees?
– Because they are birds of prey.

The best way to make a waffle smile is to butter it up.

Seal you later!

What is a seals favorite subject?
– Art Art Art Art!!!

In need of some Vitamin Sea

 I am the happiest because you are my significant otter.

You are turtley the one for me.

A cow and two ducks were really good friends, they were known as Milk and Quackers.

A sunflower is a bit like the letter ‘a’ because a ‘b’ always goes after it.

Yellow is my favorite summer color – it makes me feel like a sunflower.

Why did the chili chef have to stop cooking?
– He ran out of Thyme.

Thistle be a beautiful day

My wife spilled her red hair coloring all over the bathroom
It looked like somebody dyed in there…

Winter is here, weather you like it or not

Why do dwarves hunt dragons in the morning?
– Because the early beard gets the worm

Don’t be such a chicken

Shakespearean, even.

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