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Funny puns in 2025

The only donuts that can fly are the plain ones.

A bee styles their hair with a honeycomb.

The monsoon season has begun

What was the dragon doing on the motorway?
– About 30 miles per hour.

 They kept us up all night.

Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
– It was too Sirius.

Peanut butter and jellyfish

You’re my cutie pie.

I want a kiss for each one of these you eat.

You cone do it!

Matthew Mahogany.

Polite trees always say thank yew

A Jedi Master asked his mum if he could get four sweets before dinner, but she said ‘no dear you can have Obi Wan’.

What’s an owl’s favorite kind of dance?
– The hooooooola!

The wives of the American Society of Otolaryngologists have a cute saying
-The way to a man’s stomach is through his esophagus

Stevie Wonder walks into a bar…
– And a table, and a chair

What songs do stars, and planets sing for birthday and Christmas?
– Nep-tunes!

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
– Fall.

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