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Funny puns in 2025

You and I make a real prickly pear!

I doughnot belong here. 

Y’all bready for this?

How did you ORANGED this

I dont know how i goat here

Does your shoe have a hole in it?
– The answer from your audience will hopefully be no, to which you can reply “Well how did you put your foot in it then?”

As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, “Honey?”
She gasped audibly and said, “Yeah?”

I said, “Help! My knee is made of magnets!”

Acompan-kneed.

Dat Knee
– Disney

I was at the restaurant when I spilled all the condiment over my leg. Now, there are mayoknees!

Why were the jokes about knee surgery so hilarious that they were knee slappers?
– This was because they were very fun-knee!

The number one rule of camping is that you can’t run. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.

Make Mornings Matter

Just turned down a job at my local vegetable shop; the celery was unacceptable.

I hope thistle cheer you up

What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
-A-spear-iguess

Remain paws-itive

A tennis ball can be served but should not be eaten.

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