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Funny puns in 2025

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
– To keep their nuts dry.

Berried alive. 

I value our friend-chip. 

A cereal killer.

Don’t worry. Beach happy.

Beach, don’t krill my vibe

Just had double knee surgery in Japan
I guess you can call them Japa-knees

What is the old group of knee surgeons from the medical school called?
– They are called the AlumKnee association!

Don’t ever believe an atom, they make up everything.

Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom.

So I’ve lost a bag of cruciferous root vegetables…
-…but it’s okay, I’m sure they’ll turnip somewhere.

Make like a melanogaster and buzz off!

Aloe? Is it me you’re looking for?

You’re so absinth-minded! 

OMC – Oh My Cod!

We were eating caesar salad, then i stabbed it.
– ‘Now its a real ‘Caesar’ salad’

Purr-haps you need more time

Paw-don me.

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