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Funny puns in 2025

I don’t find nurse puns funny anymore since I developed an irony deficiency.

Drink ’till she’s cute, but stop before the wedding.

I’ve craving a purr-ito

You look fur-miliar.

Egg-stravagent

what’s slower — a microwave minute, or a “waiting for my burger” minute?

meat or veggie, all burgers are beautiful

Eating like I mean it.

Today is cheat day!

How’s He Not On Fire? He’s Already Ash

Your secret is safe with me. I walnut give it away.

Nut-thing lasts forever, except my love for you!

Why did the two podiatrists hate each other?
– Because they were arch enemies!

What did the accounting CPA get up to as a child?
– He used to account ants of course.

When he’s stressed, the train driver always bites his rails.

Do you gnome who I am?

You’re a cat-ch!

I was trying to think of some way to find my keys in the dark.
– Suddenly, a bright idea struck me.

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