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Funny puns in 2025

What is blue and doesn’t fit?
– A dead epileptic.

The 70-year-old sunflower refused to go to the doctor. He needed a pollenoscopy.

I’m just kitten around

There was a scientist who broke the speed of light while driving.
– He was then sent to prism.

Crayfish were offended by the publication of Eat Cray Love because they felt the lack of punctuation might send the wrong message.

What type of nut doesn’t like baseball?
– A sick nut.

I bought a new bulb. When my old lamp saw the new light bulb,
– it said, “You have a bright future, kid”.

How’s your icesight?

My brother got a Star Wars character tattoo; you should’ve seen the Luke on his face.

A lumberjack went to turn his chainsaw on but it wooden start.

I love you, dad.
– From my head tomatoes.

My friend is addicted to watching other people eat a gingerbread house.
Doctors are calling it munch housing by proxy.

How do you close a letter under the sea?
– With a seal!

The sun flower said to the bicycle, come on petal.

What do you call a purple fawn.
– Laven-deer

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

“You bring the tequila and I’ll bring the bad decisions.”

What’s a cat’s favorite button on the TV remote?
– Paws.

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