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Funny puns in 2025

There was a scientist who broke the speed of light while driving.
– He was then sent to prism.

Crayfish were offended by the publication of Eat Cray Love because they felt the lack of punctuation might send the wrong message.

What type of nut doesn’t like baseball?
– A sick nut.

I bought a new bulb. When my old lamp saw the new light bulb,
– it said, “You have a bright future, kid”.

How’s your icesight?

What party game do fish like to play?
– Salmon Says.

What is blue and doesn’t fit?
– A dead epileptic.

The sun flower said to the bicycle, come on petal.

I’m just kitten around

What’s a cat’s favorite button on the TV remote?
– Paws.

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
– Nacho cheese!

I want to wish you “A Pea Father’s Day”, dad.

The one day of the week that eggs are definitely afraid of is Fry-day.

 The egg did not play on the computer too much because his mother said his brain would be fried.

Why did the man with the bad knee go to the mathematician?
– Because his knees were giving him problems he couldn’t solve.

Why does my brother always attack my knees playfully?
– Well, he really gets a kick out of it.

 I saw an ad that said “television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full” and I thought to myself, I can’t turn that down.

There’s a new theory on inertia, but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

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