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Funny puns in 2024

How’s your icesight?

The 70-year-old sunflower refused to go to the doctor. He needed a pollenoscopy.

Crayfish were offended by the publication of Eat Cray Love because they felt the lack of punctuation might send the wrong message.

There was a scientist who broke the speed of light while driving.
– He was then sent to prism.

Two avocados got into a fight. It was a guacamelee.

What party game do fish like to play?
– Salmon Says.

I bought a new bulb. When my old lamp saw the new light bulb,
– it said, “You have a bright future, kid”.

What type of nut doesn’t like baseball?
– A sick nut.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
-He neverlands.

My brother got a Star Wars character tattoo; you should’ve seen the Luke on his face.

For Sale: Replica Fisherman’s Knife
– Not made to scale

There’s a new theory on inertia, but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

When our journey was cancelled, all our plans went down the train.

Why is the sand so quiet?
– Because the waves keeping going “Ssshhhhhhh!”

If a crab is a worker of a pizza parlor, which station would the crab work?
– The crust station.

What do you call a dad who falls through the ice?
-A popsicle!

The sun flower said to the bicycle, come on petal.

What do you call a purple fawn.
– Laven-deer

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