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Funny puns in 2025

Seal you later!

What is a seals favorite subject?
– Art Art Art Art!!!

In need of some Vitamin Sea

Goat a hurry on.

You are turtley the one for me.

A cow and two ducks were really good friends, they were known as Milk and Quackers.

A sunflower is a bit like the letter ‘a’ because a ‘b’ always goes after it.

Yellow is my favorite summer color – it makes me feel like a sunflower.

Why did the chili chef have to stop cooking?
– He ran out of Thyme.

Thistle be a beautiful day

My wife spilled her red hair coloring all over the bathroom
It looked like somebody dyed in there…

Winter is here, weather you like it or not

Why do dwarves hunt dragons in the morning?
– Because the early beard gets the worm

Don’t be such a chicken

Shakespearean, even.

Help, how do I stop the gingerbread men?
They just won’t stop spreading.

 That kid’s a bright spark!

My favourite book is Where The Wildfires Are, I could read it all day.

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