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Funny puns in 2025

What did Karen say to Steve after losing his temper?
– Karen told Steve you are piston me off!

My love for this sign was Autumn-matic

When you meet an injured lemon, give it lemon-aid.

Too cool for pool

Jeffery Epstein would’ve loved Steve in Smash Bros
– He really liked miners

What do scuba divers always wear in bed?
– A snore-kel!

I recently got a job working at a 24 hour factory. It’s like a human chess game. I have to work knights this week.

When I went for the interview, I honestly wanted the job. However, they later put in too many condition-ers.

A friend of mine is a musician.
-He used to be in a band called The Hinges, used to be quite big. They supported The Doors.

I relish the moment I bite into a tasty burger.

I have just made a butt plug out of a carrot in the refrigerator. It is so cool.

I didn’t want to believe my cousin was a construction site thief, but one afternoon, when I decided to visit his house, all the signs were there.

Should you eat corn that has fallen off the stalk?
Maize well!

What do you call a pig with no legs?A groundhog.

What did the zombie say to the villager?
– Nice to eat you!

When they were taking roll call at the end of fall, the forest custodians realized that one tree was missing.
– It was absent without leaves.

When you bump into a lemon it says “sour you doing?”

Things are not always as they ap-pier

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