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Funny puns in 2025

Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Do any of you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
– Little Johnny replies, “Because George was the one holding the axe?

Love the wine you’re with.

What do you call a float of dancing crocodiles that wear gigantic sunglasses and love to rock out on the piano?
– Crocodile Rock.

Block You Like a Hurricane

I was on the beach and got hit by a massive wave of cake It was a tiramisunami.

Why don’t birthday candles ever exercise?
– They burn out too quickly!

Ok, bloomer. (ridiculously cute pin)

The fast-swimming lobsters were sailected for the race based on their performance.

Having a real Halloween Bone-anza this year!

Rock Puns You Won’t Take for Granite

What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
– A panda that’s fallen in cement.

When you cross a chicken a pig, you will end up with bacon and eggs. What a healthy diet!

Take a dip in these pool-riffic new styles!

What do penguins eat for lunch?
– Ice-burgers.

I used to be a tap dancer, until I fell in the sink.

I am seal-liously excited about your birthday party!

No Dig’gity

What type of cakes do you find in men’s washrooms? Urinal cakes.

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