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Funny puns in 2025

When ordering a birthday cake in winter, there is no need to ask for extra thick icing.

Have you heard of the green tea drinker’s anthem?
– It goes “Sweet dreams are made of tea, who am I to diss a green…”

A friend suggested I added herbs to my soup.
– Sage advice.

The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight, and not too often.

Do you know the most common snake in Germany is
Vindscreen Viper!.

A man wore a hat on Easter
– because he did not want anybody to harm the hare on his head.

My yoga teacher was drunk yesterday.
– He put me in a really awkward position.

My mother asked me if a person can eat noodles all day in reality. I told her I am Pho real.

Yoda best, Dad.

What do you call the anime bill of rights?
– The Manga Carta.

Why don’t we eat clowns?
– Because they taste funny!

“You had me at Aloha.”

who are you ? forgoaten Already!!!

If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside ?
-K9P.

Taking a walk on an icy lake is snow problem,
– the thing is you have to brave the cold weather.

You have to have nerves of teal to step out of the house wearing an all green outfit.

I finally finished my book on herbs.
– Some might say it’s about thyme.

You’re so sweet and hole-some

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