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Funny puns in 2025

There’s a new theory on inertia, but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
-He neverlands.

Like my paw-jamas?

Let’s hatch a plan.

For Sale: Replica Fisherman’s Knife
– Not made to scale

What do you call a dad who falls through the ice?
-A popsicle!

What did the minecraft villager say before he died?
– hmm

When our journey was cancelled, all our plans went down the train.

Why is the sand so quiet?
– Because the waves keeping going “Ssshhhhhhh!”

If a crab is a worker of a pizza parlor, which station would the crab work?
– The crust station.

My brother got a Star Wars character tattoo; you should’ve seen the Luke on his face.

A lumberjack went to turn his chainsaw on but it wooden start.

I love you, dad.
– From my head tomatoes.

My friend is addicted to watching other people eat a gingerbread house.
Doctors are calling it munch housing by proxy.

How do you close a letter under the sea?
– With a seal!

The sun flower said to the bicycle, come on petal.

What do you call a purple fawn.
– Laven-deer

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

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