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Funny puns in 2025

I need a good paddling.

If you drink enough beer, it tastes like love.

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage
– It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.

Robots don’t like to go to the UK on holiday, they prefer to take a trip to Wireland.

Don’t go bacon my heart.

What do you call a sick locomotive?
– A train with a coal-d.

You did a grape job raisin me.

Let me plant one on ya!

The nacho man won over the nacho girl after she was impressed by his acts of nachismo!

Eye old china

I don’t cone-done that behavior

My sister’s laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.

What type of bagels can fly
– Plain bagels

Let them explore fresh to depth.

Pitcher perfect.

Physics lesson: When a body is submerged in water, the phone rings.

How did the robot get across the river?
– In a ro-boat.

My mom was angry with my brother and she slapped him with a handful of coins on his face. I am sure this time she slapped some cents into him.

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