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Funny puns in 2025

It’s colder than my soul out here!

My wife asked if people wearing camo was big when I was in school.
– Told her if they did, I didn’t see them.

Life is what you bake of it.

As the festivities are here with us, pickles all around the world are looking for the best way to have a dill-ightful holiday.

Where there are sheep, the wolves are never very far away.

Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?
– They’re seedy.

I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.

The lemon said to her boyfriend while breaking up that their relationship had several blurred limes.

How did the insane person become a squirrels friend?
– He acted nutty

When it rain, it pours, but soon the sun shines again.

When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.

How can you tell how much a dragon weighs?
– Well, they come with scales.

Why do shoes go to the doctors?
– To be heeled.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.

You pancake my day.

I tripped at a store and knocked over some pickled items.
An employee asked if I was ok.
– I said that olive.

What is a crabs favourite fruit?
– Crab apples!

Mama Hot Dog told the little frankfurter he needed to ketchup
– because he was walking slow.

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