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Funny puns in 2025

If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

Why did the lion lose at poker?
– He was playing with a cheetah!

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

I’d like to get my hand in your cookie jar.

E-leaf-ants are herbivores.

What do you call a monkey at the south pole?
– Lost!

Am I ready for a fiery and smoky meal? Yes!

The excitement and buzz that people have on National Pi Day are completely irrational.

I saw a billboard with a watch on it. I think it was a sign of the time.

Where does the sun drink mostly?
– Sunglasses

Why couldn’t you keep the alarm clock in a jail?
– Because it kept running out.

Why the pho can’t you tell me where that noodle restaurant is?

Dock and Roll

What did the Roman physicist say when he saw Jesus hanging from the cross, just a few feet off the ground?
– I don’t see much potential

What do lions wear to bed?
– Paw-jamas.

Dear, burgers. You’re so barbe-cute

There’s no-fin i wouldnt do for u

“I wood never leaf you.”

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