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Funny puns in 2025

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
– Ten-tickles!

I’ve met my matcha.

Why was the color green always single?
– It was always so jaded.

What does the Rasta fish love?
– Sea weed.

Why do dragons always sleep during the day?
– They fight knights.

What did the doctor say to the pack of cards?
– I’ll deal with you later.

There was an advert in our area that read,
– “Try the soup that travels at the speed of light”.
– I thought they should name it ‘fast food’.

Cloud computing – a bunch of clouds using computers.

Had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now.

Crabs are bad at learning a new language because they never care about the vo-crab-ulary!

“Hot dog lover since birth.”

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6 x 10 23rd pieces?… guacamole!

Allow me to plant one on you.

When I told the chef that my pasta tasted brittle and weak, he told me it probably was suffering from sauceteoporosis.

Why do octopuses love camping?
– They sleep in tent-icles!

Today is a multiple cups of matcha kind of day.

A fruit entered a bank with a gun and said, “Give me all your money, this is a strawberry”. The cashier banana was scared and pleaded, “I will give you the money, but please let the mango”.

Why did the fish go to Hollywood?
– He wanted to be a starfish.

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