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Funny puns in 2025

I watched the footage of an individual stabbing somebody using a hot knife.-It was quite heartwarming.

How do you get a retired carny off your porch?
– Pay him for the pizza.

How can you tell when Clarabelle Cow is sad?
– She gets MOO-dy!

Orange you glad it’s autumn?

A boyfriend was planning on proposing to his girlfriend. When the moment was right, he picked up his phone, and called her number. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I don’t know,”
– he replied, taking out the ring box, “I just wanted to give you a ring.”

The best diet in cold weather is icebergs and chilly sauce.

Finally, Han Solo thought about his steak and found it was somewhat chewie.

A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing.
– He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

I can bearly stand another of your puns.

I’m stuck on you like igloo

Mane Bun

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.
– The bartender asks, “You mean a martini?”

– The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I’d have asked for one.”

I will be there in a few ra-minutes.

Your name must be Autumn, because I’m fall-ing hard for you.

What did the cake say to the knife?
– You want a piece of me?

Two cannibals captured and killed a clown.

– They decided to make a laughing stock out of him.

Alpacapillar
When it sprouts its wings you will know what it means to fear

Sweater weather is better together

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