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Funny puns in 2025

My friend had his birthday out on the slopes during our skiing holiday, so we all sang ‘Freeze a jolly good fellow!’

It’s not good to bread rumours.

Luke on the bright side of life!

Do you know why babies born on holidays are more than likely to be little girls?
– Because there is no mail delivery on holidays.

The easiest way to look at your toe is to look at a photoe.

Which is the coolest part of an insect? A bee’s knees.

It was so frosty this morning that I opened the fridge to heat the house.

When a cake lover is mad, they can be heard saying, “You want a piece of me?

“We go together like waffles and whipped cream.”

I do not want naan of that.

What do you call a secret group of llamas?the i-llama-inati.

Camping?
– Alpaca my tent!

I caught my sister posting a picture of her soup yesterday. She is an active instagramen.

Straight out of Berger’s ‘Ways of Skiing’.

I’m stale standing.

What kind of music do posh frogs listen to?
-Hopera.

When Olaf the snowman had a baby,
– he put a snowmobile on his baby’s crib.

What is worse than the smell of toes?
– The taste of da-feet.

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