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Funny puns in 2025

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
– Nobody knows.

Pumpkin’ out Halloween puns like it’s nobody’s business.

Why didn’t the mushroom like school? Because
it spored him.

Dream big, work hard, stay focused, and surround yourself with good people.

All baby unicorns love listening to their favorite fairy tail before going to bed.

Let the grains begin!

I always thought LGBT means Lettuce Ginger Bacon and Tomato…
– Until my smart friend told me that G stands for Guacamole

The lemon daughter says to her dad: “Daddy, you are always the zest!

My girlfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo…
– I had to put my foot down

“The s’more I know you, the s’more I love you.”

“I’m only picking the apples that are red-ily available.”

Owl always love you.

Lawn chairs are terrible at poker or other gambling games
– because they always fold.

I just wish for your LIGHT future

One day when the teacher asked in class, what is the nose filled with, Rob answered, “boogers”. The teacher was not amused and said, “That’s snot the answer that I was looking for.”

You’re just my (blood) type.

“Always remember: You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”

Unicorns who love playing the brass instruments should be called unique horns.

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