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Funny puns in 2025

I love you, dad.
– From my head tomatoes.

If a kid won’t take a nap, is that “resisting a rest”?

When panda bears rob banks, they always wear a pandana!

What’s a dinner roll’s favorite dance?
– ABUNdance!

My favorite colors are red, green, and blue.
They are the only colors I see.

These funny jokes about particles will have you splitting your sides, never mind the atom.

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Photons are lucky.
-They never get baggage charges at airports because they’re always travelling light.

Don’t yolk with me.

What anime do you get when you mix a melon and a collie?
– ‘The Melon-collie of Haruhi Suzumiya.’

I Goat this!

“My heart beets for you.”

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
-Dam.

Steal my heart, not my waffle maker.

What’s blue and doesn’t weigh much?
– Light blue

I’m a big fan of renewable energy

You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.

It was hard to fur-give him after that.

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