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Funny puns in 2025

How did the clown write his jokes?
– He jest put pun to paper!

“In Hawaii, the volcanos are always int-erupting.”

hey man , Goat any grass ?

[OC] Fire power

At work they said they don’t appreciate my funny cold puns. That was not just insensitive but really cold as well.

I went to the allotment recently and was surprised to see all the carrots laughing. Eventually they told me it was because they saw Miss Greenpea over the fence.

We tried planting some herbs in the back yard.
– The basil has done fine, the other died. I turned to my wife and said, “well, there’s no thyme in quarantine!”

Hole-y Moley!

What’s a python’s favorite pop group? A: Squeeze

Having a bunny day is what keeps us going.

“If you fall, I’ll be there”

As a kid my mother told me that I will be taken by ghosts if I eat pasta everyday. But I ain’t alfredo no ghost.

 Life means squat if you aren’t here.

Did you hear about the ghost who liked anime?
– What a WeaBoo!

What is used to make a clown outfit?
– Poly-jester!

After a day of entertaining the troops, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders meet with the base commander to discuss the rest of the evening.
“Would you girls like to mess with the enlisted men or the officers this evening?” the commander asks.
“I don’t think it matters to the ladies,” the head cheerleader says, “but I’m sure a lot of the girls would like to get something to eat first.”

I am the goat pf wisdom .. Ask me anything !

“I cannoli be happy when I’m with you.”

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