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Funny puns in 2025

The question is not what you look at, but what you see.

The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!

It’s funny how fish never seem to know what you’re talking aboat.

What’s the difference between a mini-van and a dragon?
– Mini vans only have one horn.

Why did the window go to the doctor?
– It had a lot of pane.

Stay true to your shelf.

Pancake day, it always crepes up on you.

What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
– Nothing, they can’t talk.

How much salt do hermit crabs like on their food?
– Just a pinch!

I’m just here hanging out with my grill friends.

Q: Why does a dentist seem moody?
A: Because he always looks down in the mouth.

I wet my plants.

Most pasta makers follow in his family’s footsteps because the apple doesn’t farfalle from the tree.

What is the biggest danger for a baby octopus?
– Squid-nappers!

So little time, so matcha to do.

What’s a cat’s favorite color?
– Purrrrrrrrrrrrple

What makes fish terrible journalists?
– They always spread hake news.

What do you call a dragon who is fantastic at juggling?
– Talon-ted.

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