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Funny puns in 2025

If starlight would have some mass, it would be called a heavy metal star.

“I was sacked from my job as an electrician at the prison service for refusing to repair an electric chair. I told them it was a death trap.”

What did the owl say to the judge?
-I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.

Thanks for the offer, I’ll Mulan it over.

Can you actually read my very hand, do you actually know ANATOMY

Light can be measured, and so can sound. Smell can also be measured, by scentimeters.

Time to hatch a plan to deal with this.

Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the otter side.

Q: How do you tell the gender of a person?
– A: You pull there genes down.

“You’re my unicorn.”

What do you call bees that make milk instead of honey?
… Boobies

What can you tell about a vampire who attacks during the day?
– He’s a daydrinker.

I snook out my house – snook fish

What’s the difference between a Yankee Stadium hotdog, and a Fenway Park hotdog?…
– You can buy a Fenway Frank hotdog in October!

The only stars that wear sunglasses are the movie stars. The star got arrested down the street because it was a shooting star.

What is the wind turbines’ favorite color? ‘Blew’.

The more you grow.

I’m foaming at the mouse to get back to Disney

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