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Funny puns in 2025

You must be the tastiest burger I’ve eaten cos your bacon me crazy!

My butt is tired, today…
– Dead ass

I heard the replacement window installers quit soon after they started their job. Apparently, they feel it’s a real pane.

All you knead is loaf!

What do you give a sick pig?oinkment.

What was Steve’s reaction when all the work went into vain
– Steve said that he could feel his cart pounding

The best movie that I have ever watched during fall is the Gourd of the Rings.

I ask the wife if the limes look ripe enough and she says they look fine.
I say: “That’s good. Cause there is a fine lime between being healthy and getting scurvy.”

Are you squidding me?

Why can’t Stevie Wonder see any of his bros?
– He’s married.

Why do worms hate getting up in the morning?
– Because the early bird catches the worm!

A man in Africa was recently arrested for shooting at a huge chess set. Those big game hunters are nothing but trouble.

Curling is the sport hairdressers love.

I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing “Danger Zone” seven times in a row.
– I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.

now THAT is a tasty burger

You should never trust any women who come to you with a smile and a big butt.

Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools?
– The Axe of the Apostles!

Learning a new language requires a lot of corn-centration

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