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Funny puns in 2025

Researchers made an incredible discovery when they put the tomato under an electron microscope. They found a new type of atom- the tomatom.

The star sign of my friend is cancer, and yesterday he was diagnosed with crabs.

She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

What do you call guacamole made of moles?
– Whackamole

A core belief is that apple puns make me smile

 I want to pasta time away with you.

Crock-topus – Crazy, messed-up octopus.

A man had packed his suitcase and organized a trip to see the world’s most famous matcha tea plantations in the world because life’s tea short.

‪I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
– Called the dish, Mea Pulpa. ‬

It feels like you don’t carrot all. 

A moon of few words

What kind of medical condition causes wrinkles clothes?
– An iron deficiency.

My sister just told me that she accidentally broke my favorite lamp, and I don’t think I can’t ever see her in the same light.

Let’s get knotty.

When Arnold Schwarzeneggar saw that the tomato was in danger, he yelled at him, “Get to the Ketchupper!”

Whenever a crab or a lobster is ordered by my father at a restaurant, my father tells the cook that the shell wasn’t soft.

Why are hot dog ads prohibited from going to NASCAR?
– No one else could ketchup.

The Amazon brain-forest.

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