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Funny puns in 2025

What do you call a sick locomotive?
– A train with a coal-d.

You did a grape job raisin me.

Let me plant one on ya!

Eye old china

I don’t cone-done that behavior

My sister’s laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.

What type of bagels can fly
– Plain bagels

The nacho man won over the nacho girl after she was impressed by his acts of nachismo!

Pitcher perfect.

Physics lesson: When a body is submerged in water, the phone rings.

How did the robot get across the river?
– In a ro-boat.

Let them explore fresh to depth.

My mom was angry with my brother and she slapped him with a handful of coins on his face. I am sure this time she slapped some cents into him.

And of course… How would you work out how heavy a whale is?
– You would take it to a whale weigh station….

“Mothers of teens understand why some animals eat their young.”

“I’m ready to shamrock and roll.”

 A geologist’s favorite fruit is the pome-granite.

My favorite day of the week is sundae.

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