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Funny puns in 2025

Say you’ll be wine.

What sort of dance do computers go to?
– The disc-o.

Can’t touch this.

After sharing a piece of cake, they decided to take a wok in the park.

What kind of birthday cake did Peter Pan receive?
– A pan-cake!

How do you make an apple puff?
– Chase it around the garden.

A lobster needed money so he went to the prawn-broker.

“Some people have no guts.”

I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny.

Why do pandas like old movies?
– Because they’re in black and white.

The butcher felt like it was time to finish up his conversation with the pig. “Well,” he said,
– “it’s been nice meating you.”

Keep the waves coming ️

What do you call a man with a knife in his belly, an axe in his back and an arrow in his head?
– An ambulance.

He’s all skin and bones.

If seals had a favorite shape, it would be seal-lyndrical.

Been there Dug That.

The pastry chef was nervous about making over 50 cakes a day was due to the fact it was a high whisk situation.

Forget about the past, you can’t change it. -Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.
– Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

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