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Funny puns in 2025

What’s a dinner roll’s favorite dance?
– ABUNdance!

What’s blue and doesn’t weigh much?
– Light blue

I’m a big fan of renewable energy

You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.

It was hard to fur-give him after that.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, “Excuse me, is this stool taken?

What cheese cries the most?
– Babybel.

That’s what cheese said

If your mind is at cheese, you can focus completely and achieve anything.

Happy Fry-day!

 The retired General would not color Easter eggs because he said that old soldiers never dye.

Here’s the Biter days!

The gingerbread man keeps smiling at me
Guess he’s just a cooky guy

I’m excited for Minecraft’s caves&cliffs update
– But it will probably have its ups and downs.

Seek to sea more.

Amelia Earhare

Guys, stop it with the puns. We’ve all sulfured enough.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
-Dam.

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