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Funny puns in 2025

Let’s make some pour decisions.

One rose was prettier than all the others on the rose bed. When he was a bud, the gardener had said: “A star is thorn.”

Why couldn’t the magician fit his top hat on his head?
– Because his hare was too big.

Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?
– Because they’re afraid of Wales.

Why do I keep paying the bills?
– It just encourages them to send more.

You know, I thought about joining the Navy SEALs when I was younger.
– Then I heard people were clubbing new ones and I wimped out.

Dive right in.

I AROTA tell how much I love You.

What do you call a witch that loves the beach?
– A sand witch.

What flower does everyone have on their face?
– Two-lips!

What does a French put in his salad?
– L’ ttuce

We’re mint to be

Deer Puns That Make the Heart Grow Fawn’der

He’s my pinch charming.

You have two options. You can either complain because every rose you would want will have a thorn. But you can also rejoice that every thorn has a rose.

What do you call a turtle in a chef’s hat?
– A slow cooker.

How can you tell that elephants are always ready for an adventure?
– They’ve always got their trunks ready to go.

The boy that used to bully me at school is still taking my lunch money.
– On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.

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