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Funny puns in 2025

What did the mama bear say when her cub left a mess?
– “Did I raise you to be a bar-bear-ian?!”

What do you call it when the Queen drinks a boba?
– Royal tea!

I like being grateful and seeing the glass half pool.

“Lizzie Borden took an axe And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one. “

I ne-bermet a wine I didn’t like.

The ant was trying to get some food out of a jar and saw that the label said “twist to open” so he started dancing.

All Sets Are Off

Even when it was intimidated by onlookers, the cake never baked dine, but kept on chasing the intruder.

How does ice cream wish each other a happy birthday?
– “Congrats, it’s sherbert day!”

Why do gardeners plant bulbs?
– So the worms can see where they’re going.

The lobster said to a salmon, “Who is your cod-father?”

Where do you learn about bones?
-Osteoclasst.

Felt cute, might have an egg-cellent Easter later.

What do Chinese bears eat for breakfast?
– Panda-cakes!

Pigs can’t sunbathe, they’ll be bacon in the heat.

Let’s be honest, spending an afternoon by the pool is total . That time you convince yourself that mermaid life is better than real life. #poolpuns

Did you hear about the woodcutter who lost his job?
– His boss gave him the axe.

I can feel it in my bones

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