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Funny puns in 2025

That’s the clay it is.

A mushroom might be a fungi, but he’s not as cool as a cucumber.

I would make a joke about newborns…
– But the delivery would be too painful.

Every friend is to the other a sun, and a sunflower also. He attracts and follows.

Whatever you do, don’t miso sushi night.

Most Manchester United fans will only drink tea because they have all the cups.

I can’t keep calm, I’m eating dessert!

If you’ll melt my heart, might as well put my heart on a waffle.

 If you happen to get a crate of ducks, you will be lucky to call them a box of quackers.

“You’ve lettuce down the wrong path!

(by a lake) My kind of Laker girls

That very FISHERAMEN actually caught so many of the different types of fishes

It was pigment to be.

A yacht’s kale keeps it upright.

Fortune tellers are great dancers: every year, they have a crystal ball.

Looks like someone rose to the occasion

As they were walking together, sushi A said to sushi B, “wassa-B!”

Margaret Scratcher is a punny name based on the former British Prime Minister.

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