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Funny puns in 2025

The dog was watching his favorite videos on YouTube, but then he realized he had to run an errand.
– So he paw-sed the video and went away.

What do you call a potato wearing glasses?
-Spec-tater.

Game of Stones

There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.

A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, “I heard a good joke today.” Second dog replies, “Go on then.” First dog continues, “Knock Kno…”
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk…

What drives cheese crazy?
– That everyone around them is crackers.

Why are dragons good storytellers?
– They all have tails.

I need to parka my car, but there’s too much snow!

I was in med school when I hit my head on a lamp and felt light-headed.

Sheep want to wool the whole world.

What’s green and wears a cape?
– Super Pickle.

“The wolf may fight the bear but the rabbit always looses.”

Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you!

An orthodontist went to the theme park and rode on a roller coaster. He braced himself before the ride started.

Don’t count your chickens before they’ve hatched

The citrusy fruits told their teacher on their farewell, “You are one in a melon.”

How do you catch a squirrel who’s interested in ornithology?
– Climb a tree and act like a nuthatch.

Rain is the best purification for the soul

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